[It takes Myr a little while to answer this one--implying the watch does, indeed, take messages!]

I've both in ample supply, messere, if you don't mind the sounds of gardening as a backdrop. [There's a certain rueful amusement in the Faun's voice...and the sound of a pair of shears snipping away.] Made myself a very large mess to clean up.

Where would you like me to begin?